Daddy is now SNL's "The Falconer"

For the last few summers we have had this visiting falcon. The DNR and animal control have warned the people in my neighborhood that it likes to steal small dogs and cats for dinner! So naturally whenever he rears his mean little head we have to be careful that he doesn't get Roxy or Sasha. Mommy even brought a broom to the backyard in case he tries to swoop down and take me when I play outside! I wish he would look for dinner on someone else's block! He is a protected species so nobody can catch him to move him, but the man at the DNR said he wouldn't be too upset if Mr. Falcon were to "disappear" accidentally, since he is such a nuisance. Needless to say it won't be my animal loving parents that play mafiosos and make him 'sleep with the fishes'... but we sure wish he would just go away!